GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And